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The First Day of School

For me, the first day of school offers a respite from being in constant motion.  It gives me time to contemplate life and all it’s mysteries.  It gives me time to reflect on my days as a student, and...

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Honda Offers the “Highest Possible Amount” to Repurchase My 2005 Pilot!

I received a letter today from a Honda dealership in Hillside, NJ.  There were two pieces of paper in the envelope.  One was a “printout” of an email from the General Manager to his salesman and the...

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Why Voting for Congressional Incumbents Doesn’t Hold Water

“You know that plumber we hired to put in a french drain that never returned our calls but when he finally did show up he accidentally broke the water main and charged us $6,500 to fix it and then went...

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Death Counts on Siri to Get to the Other Side

I received an email yesterday from a Henry Augustine via Linked In, inviting me to participate in his first “Prose Anthology Challenge” ,  which asked writers to write 500 words on Death and from...

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Can You File a Cease and Desist Order Against Pollen?

Dateline Sneezing:  Never have I had  an allergic reaction to pollen as I have this spring in New Jersey.  If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear a water main broke in my nose.  Tissues aren’t even an...

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